Yet another scam in my email. These people couldn't possibly be succeeding with this scam, could they? Portions in red are my thoughts :) I hope you enjoy this just as much as I enjoyed reading and responding to it. And one note- LEARN TO SPELL SIMPLE WORDS.
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Abuja.
Private : scam_notice023451@btinternet.com
Attention Beneficiary, <- What, you don't even know my name??
The British High Commission in Nigeria, Benin Republic,Ghana and Burkina faso,South Africa,Togo,Senegal In collaboration with UK(London) Anti-Crime Squad received a report of scam against you and other British/US citizens and Malaysia,Etc.whom the country of Nigeria/Benin, Burkina faso, Ghana And UK(London)Anti-Crime Squad have recompensed you due to meeting held with Four countries Government and the world high commissions against fraud activities by the Four country Citizens.Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU).
Really? MY name was among those scammed? I don't remember being scammed, and since I don't have very much money anyways, I hold on to the money I have. So what money was scammed? I haven't counted my monopoly money lately... is it that money?
A compensation has been issued out in ATM DEBIT CARD to all the affected victims and has been already in distribution to all the bearers. Your ATM CARD was among those that was reported undelivered as at last Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receives your ATM CARD immediately for your usage.
You don't even know my name, and you're trying to send me an ATM card? If this is a legal process to right the wrongs done to me, where's the legal documents? There's a trail of paper work when I go to the bathroom, but not when I collect money??
According to the number of applicants at hand,184 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States,we still have more 37 left to be paid the compensations of ($1,000,000.00 USD) One Million United State Dollar's each. Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations,you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals. So keep it secret till they are all apprehended.Other victims who have notbeen contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.
OH, so of the money that was "taken" from me, I'm going to receive a million US dollars? And the US Secret Service is on the trail of other criminals so I need to keep this a secret? BULL SHIT! If this was as serious and real as your saying, then the US government would be talking about it. Also, where were these people apprehended? Cause I've never heard of the US Secret Service working in collaboration with England's whatever police and asking us to keep it secret..
NFIU further told us that the use of Nigeria Couriers and the Benin was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Benin,Nigeria and Ghana and thereby have made a concrete arrangement with the DHL Courier Company for a safe delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of the conveyance.
We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU dispatches your recompense on Friday. You are assured of the safety of your ATM CARD and availability and be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed youget back to me immediately to check if the delivery date suits you.
Further contact with fake lawyers? Who've I been in contact with. Also, there is supposed to be punctuation between you and get.
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens and other europ countrie's worldwide. All I want you to do is to contact Mr John Simmon via email, for their requirements to proceed regarding the delievery of your Atm Card,which will cost you $275.00 only.So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $275.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the Delievery of your Atm Card,after you make the payment,The delivery of your Atm Card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.
Oh, ok. So since you "owe" me a million dollars, I'm to pay $275 for a card? Learn how to spell Europe, countries, delivery, information {has no S on the end}, and various other words and then maybe I'll send you some money.
You are advised to send also your direct mobile or telephone number for easier communication.
You are to contact Mr John Simmons Consular/Diplomat BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION ABUJA,with the information below,for the release of your fund.
Contact Person : John Simmons
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Abuja.
Telephone: +234-807-508-1267
Email : jjsimmons349@yahoo.com.hk
Re-Confirm your details.
1. SURNAME
2. OTHER NAMES
3. PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
4. ADDRESS
5. AMOUNT TO BE CLAIMED.
Why don't you tell me what information you have for me, and I'll tell you if it's right. Thought so, idiot.
You are to contact directly the office of the Consular at: jjsimmons349@yahoo.com.hk
Yours in Service,
Linda Travis
Secretary to the Consular/Diplomat
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSIONS ABUJA.
Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. John Simmon of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
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